Boyfriend Material

Episode 13: Missionary Impossible

This week the boys share some BIG NEWS regarding their whereabouts, help a vexed vanilla bf match their girl’s freak, and try to stop your “ha ha hee hee” boyfriend from ever trying stand up comedy.

Episode 12: Off That Quiet Pack

This week the boys save a sober soul from their stoner spouse and finally weigh in on the “your dude best friend has ‘something he wants to tell you’” epidemic. Plus, Lake Lanier STRIKES BACK! No one can escape the lake.

Episode 11: The Cockroach Conspiracy

This week the boys record live and in person, baby. Together they conquer their co-host's cowardice, give advice to a grieving girlfriend (not what you think I promise), and really rail against racists. Also, straight up, they record in a conference room and the entire time try not to get kicked out. These are some truly bad bfs.

Episode 10: Die a Baby's Death

This week, the boys provide perspective on potentially getting pegged by your partner, quell a query on how to question queer cuties, and set you up for a smashing good time at a strip club. Also, Andrew gets super introspective. Like a dang poet. Man really in his beret-wearing era fr fr
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Episode 9: Load Math & Coke Dogs

This week the boys uh...the boys...look, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, the boys didn't answer like 2/3's of the questions you asked them. It's like a presidential debate with how little time is spent on the questions. BUT they do attempt to provide peace to a pissy bedwetter, assist an aroace who accidentally attaches themselves, and bolster your bashfulness about your boyfriend moving in with you.

Episode 8: A Sybian Built for Two

This week the boys find the cure for erectile dysfunction. Seriously. We solved it. No longer will your bepis fail to work (so long as you listen to this episode). They also fix the incel problem. Wow, lotta monumental game changers in this one. Can a podcast win a Nobel Peace Prize?If you want to see Funny Guys From the Internet with Armando Torres, Ify Nwadiwe, and Raph Chestang on August 23rd and 24th in Austin, TX click this link or go to bit.ly/comedyirl for tickets.

Episode 7: Glad We Didn't Have Kidz Bop

The boys are back, baby! This week they help a spouse solve a salty, fast food secret and give you tips on how to win her back. Spoiler alert: You're probably not gonna win her back. Also we really give it to Tyler Perry and the RNC, two entities that should get along but surprisingly don't. Do they? Is Tyler Perry a republican? Hold on, I gotta Google it. Oh. It says he's neither? That's...aight, whatever.

Episode 6: Lake Lanier

This week, they boys absolutely ignore a cry for help to talk about a lake, vest interest in a very nervous virgin, and convince your boyfriend to be down with kissing the homies. Dude, I cannot stress enough how messed up this lake is, tho. I don't even care about the advice, come for the lake, bro.

Episode 5: Rosemary's Baby Daddy

This week, the boys save you from a scary step-kid, guide you through getting girlfriend-ed, and perform an exorcism on the ghost of your grandma so that you can get it on in private. Plus, we get to meet the dude cucking Satan!

Episode 4: Parent F***ing Flyers

This week, the boys help a hetero bf fit in, come up with the best new tactic for leaving a date early, and solve the Cuban Daddy Crisis. I mean, dude. This lady's boinking her friend's dad. If that don't make ya click, nothing will.